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Herd of Instinct  (US)

Herd of Instinct  (2011,  46.11)  ***½
Conjure  (2013,  52.53)  ***½

Texans Herd of Instinct began as a guitar synth/Warr guitar (similar to a Stick)/drums trio, releasing their eponymous debut on Djam Karet's Firepool Records in 2011, featuring guest appearances from Karet guitarist Gayle Ellett, and drummers Jerry Marotta (Peter Gabriel), Pat Mastelotto (King Crimson) and Gavin Harrison (Porcupine Tree), amongst others. Unsurprisingly, it sounds like a conflation of its collaborators' day jobs, particularly Discipline-era Crimso (Warr/Stick players mostly end up sounding like Tony Levin), although the sequencer line on Hex stands out from the pack. Ellett is credited with Mellotron on Blood Sky, although the handful of string chords here and there don't really convince, despite his use on earlier Djam Karet releases.

By 2013's Conjure, Ellett had become a 'regular' member, bringing the band up to a quartet. The album shows considerable progression from their debut, material like sparse opener Praxis, the slightly neo-proggish Dead Leaf Echo and the rhythmic Alice Krige Pt.1 standing apart from Herd of Instinct's relatively unvarying approach. This time round, the 'Mellotron' string, choir and flute on Mother Night and strings on Vargtimmen are clearly sampled, especially obvious on the melody string line on the former. So; two good albums, but what has happened to Djam Karet's Mellotron? I think we should be told.

Benjamin Herman  (Netherlands)

Hypochristmastreefuzz  (2008,  44.55)  ***
Deal  (2012,  45.34)  ***½

London-born Dutch jazz saxophonist (and leader of New Cool Collective) Benjamin Herman's style is apparently 'rooted in bebop'; I'm afraid my knowledge of jazz sub-genres refuses to expand as the years pass. 2008's mostly instrumental Hypochristmastreefuzz covers quite a lot of ground, from the mad 'Christmas jazz' of the opening title track, through his duet with guitarist Anton Goudsmit, Kwela P Kwana, to the mellow De Sprong O Romantiek Der Hazen. The last-named features Willem Friede's 'Mellotron' strings and flutes, although I'm afraid they just don't cut it, to my ears. 2012's Deal is actually a film soundtrack, which figures, given that (DUH!) it sounds like one. Kind of Bernard-Hermann-meets-Lalo-Schifrin in its funk/jazz (note: not jazz-funk) moves, highlights include A Man With A Plan and the full version of the main title, while closer Cat is especially good. Whither Fried's alleged 'Mellotron'? Who knows?

Herman's Wolf Band  (Bulgaria)

IV  (1999,  56.21)  ***

Herman's Wolf Band are a Bulgarian rock/soul/blues combo (and a remarkably authentic one at that), if you can imagine such a thing. 1999's IV (originally released on cassette) is a sprawling, genre-bending effort, much of it sounding like Stax label outtakes from the early '70s; quite a trick, all things considered. One of its more interesting features is its pair of 'suites', the three-part An Eastern Mood... and the five-part Something Like..., to name them for their initial sections. The six-minute former shifts through psych and folk moods in reasonably pleasing style, while the eleven-minute latter encroaches on vaguely Focus-esque progressive territory, complete with some pseudo-classical moves and virtuoso piano work. Quite bizarre, if welcome. Incidentally, although I suspect vocalist Dimitar (Doockie) Philipov's cried of, "I'm a nigger!", on closer Black Soul Blues are intended humorously (?!), I'm afraid they merely come across as jaw-droppingly crass. Perhaps overt racism wasn't considered bad taste in '90s Bulgaria?

Keys man Hristo Namliev is credited with Mellotron, but if the murky strings on ...Moves The Existension (Of)... turn out to be a real machine, I'll be utterly stunned. The samples (seemingly layered with a pseudo-Vox or Farfisa) are more apparent on Idle Words Written On A Cloudy Sky, with more strings on ...A Hypothetical..., amongst other possible usage. Overall, then, a rather schizophrenic release that might appeal to prog fans for its 'suites' and to (original) R'n'B aficionados for the rest. Incidentally, the CD version adds four tracks from rare, early cassette-only releases. Surely better to reissue them complete?

Ari Hest  (US)

Sunset Over Hope Street  (2011,  41.26)  **½

Bronx native Ari Hest has been releasing records since 1999, 2011's Sunset Over Hope Street being something like his eighth full-lengther. If ever someone fell into the category 'singer-songwriter', it's Hest; although the bulk of the album's material is musically rather dull (occasional exceptions include One Track Mind and the fiddle-driven Swan Song), his lyrics are spot-on, often transcending the usual 'boy-meets-girl' nonsense (SURELY that particular vein has been mined to death by now?), better examples including Business Of America and the title track, all delivered in his best 'Mr. Smoke-too-much' voice. Hest is credited with Mellotron, but the far too smooth flutes on Business Of America yell 'samples!' at me. So; rather ordinary singer-songwriter stuff, unless you're enthralled by lyrics and not so bothered about the actual music. Sounds like sampled Mellotron, too.

Doug Hewitt  (US)

Picasso Tomato  (2006,  49.36)  ***½

You could classify Doug Hewitt's Picasso Tomato as jazz rock (as against fusion), but that's only the half of it, as material such as Relativity, prog workout This January Night or bluesy closer Pickled Jam tell another story. Diverse enough to hold the listener's interest, yet cohesive enough to sound like the work of one man. Quite a trick. Vague samplotron strings here and there, for what it's worth.

Hexvessel  (Finland)

Vainolainen/Preacher's Orchard 7"  (2012)  ****

Led by Mat McNerney, Hexvessel are a multi-member Finnish psychedelic folk outfit, whose 2012 single, Vainolainen (b/w Preacher's Orchard), is a beautiful evocation of that country's forested landscape, reminding me slightly of the quieter end of Anekdoten's early work (similar influences?), although the flip has, at least to my ears, more of an early '70s British 'wyrd folk' thing going on. McNerney is credited with Mellotron on Vainolainen, although a reliable informant tells me it's sampled. Nonetheless, there's a lovely flute part running through the track, which really doesn't suffer from not actually featuring a full-blown, genuine Mellotron. Well worth hearing.

High Chair  (UK)

Diamond Mind  (2005,  64.05)  ***½

Billy Surgeoner was keyboard player/vocalist/guitarist with The Mynd, one of many club-level British progressive acts of the '70s who never scored that all-important deal or released anything in their lifetime. Twenty five years later, High Chair are his ambient solo project, sitting somewhere inbetween the quieter end of Tangerine Dream and any number of new age synth albums, its probable highpoint being lengthy closer Saturn Return, featuring a discordant part that makes it stand out from its neighbours. Unsurprisingly, Billy assures me he used Mellotron samples, his own machine having been sold decades ago; Over The Moon opens with a samplotron flute part with more of the same on the title track and choirs on Saturn Return, all used to reasonable effect. Is this worth buying? (Amazon have copies in stock). Saturn Return aside, it's immensely relaxing and far better at being so than most albums specifically made for that purpose, while its final track is well worth hearing for EM fans, managing to sound like no-one else in particular, which is quite a feat in that genre.

High Dials  (Canada)

Anthems for Doomed Youth  (2010,  39.33)  ***
In the A.M. Wilds  (2015,  45.43)  **

Despite being largely English-speaking, The High Dials actually formed in Montréal, Québec. Often described as 'indie', their sound is more powerpop, although their previous psych tendencies seem to've been largely reined in, sadly, on their fourth full-lengther, 2010's Anthems for Doomed Youth. The one obvious exception is the jammed-out Mysterio, other decent tracks including opener Teenage Love Made Me Insane and I'm Over You (I Hope It's True). Guitarist Robbie MacArthur is credited with Mellotron, with flutes and strings on The Rich Die Too... and strings on Snowed In, but the too-fast flute trill on the former and the general murkiness of the latter, not to mention the way-over-eight-seconds-long notes make it highly likely that we're occupying Sample City here. So, not bad, but despite the album's relative brevity, the quality of its material slackens off as it progresses. No real Mellotron by the sound of it, but worth hearing for powerpop fans.

For their fifth album, In the A.M. Wilds, The High Dials shift away from their powerpop roots into an indie/electronica hybrid. Does the transformation work? No, frankly. It's not that they've written songs that would fit onto Anthems... and played them in their current style; the song structures are completely different, and not in a good way. Any high points? Desert Tribe, perhaps, Yestergraves, with hints of early U2... Not many, no. Eric Dougherty's credited with Mellotron, but the strings on On Again, Off Again are clearly sampled, making for a big, fat, 'don't bother'.

Hikashu  (Japan)

Teichona Omotenashi  (1990,  50.34)  ***

Hikashu were never quite as experimental as revisionist Japanese music fans would like us to think, being more of a new wave/synthpop act than anything. Saying that, 1990's Teichona Omotenashi is actually a quirky pop/rock album, far better than their early '80s work, highlights including the lengthy Daikoukai, the choppy Waga Kuni and the atmospheric Chimera. Someone (probably Makoto Inoue) plays what are, for the time, excellent Mellotron samples on several tracks, with lush strings on Daikoukai, a string line on Chimera (samples obvious from the low notes and the overly-stretched one on the fade) and dark chordal strings on Inori, plus chordal flutes on closer Utaenai Uta. If you feel the urge to delve into Hikashu's catalogue, while this may not be your best starting-point, it's certainly a better bet than their better-known albums.

Micah P. Hinson  (US)

Micah P. Hinson & the Gospel of Progress  (2004,  51.00)  ***½
Micah P. Hinson & the Red Empire Orchestra  (2008,  38.05)  ***

Micah P. Hinson (real name, folks) is a startlingly young Texan singer-songwriter, releasing his first album, Micah P. Hinson & the Gospel of Progress in his early twenties. It's a strangely timeless work, relying on 'traditional' instrumentation to make its impact, along with Hinson's careworn voice and downbeat, yet oddly hopeful material. You could call this 'Americana', but that might be missing the point; that style is probably better seen as one of the weapons in Hinson's musical armoury than his entire raison d'être. The album contains precisely no bad tracks, although highlights include opener Close Your Eyes, Patience and lengthy closer The Day Texas Sank To The Bottom Of The Sea. Christian Madden supposedly plays Mellotron strings and flutes, with the first sound on the album being the tentative flutes that open Close Your Eyes, with flutes and strings on The Nothing, but it's all a bit sampled, to be honest.

2008's Micah P. Hinson & the Red Empire Orchestra bears a strong resemblance to its predecessor, but is somehow a lesser album, although you wouldn't say that Hinson's style has changed in the interim. Perhaps it's not different enough? Better tracks include the brief When We Embraced and the folky Throw The Stone, but it all seems to lack something on the excitement front. Hinson is credited with Mellotron this time round, but there's nothing obvious, all the strings appearing to be real.

His Name is Alive  (US)

Tecuciztecatl  (2014,  44.22)  ***½
Three Sacred Hymns  (2016,  51.40)  ***
Patterns of Light  (2016,  45.51)  ***½

His Name is Alive, led by Warren Defever, have apparently shifted through multiple styles (not to mention combinations of styles) in their thirty-odd years of existence, depending on how you're counting. 2014's Tecuciztecatl is something like their fourteenth release, ignoring remix albums and other extraneous works and sits, effectively, in the 'rock end of prog' camp, which is probably something of a shock for long-term fans. Thirteen-minute opener The Examination lets us know how the album will progress (pun intended), shifting through several different sections, managing to reference the early '70s, early '80s and probably more recent decades in one fell swoop. Incidentally, I'm not sure they'd welcome the comparison, but the harmony guitar work on several tracks reminds me of Wishbone Ash's groundbreaking technique. Mellotron? Defever's credited, but The near-solo massed strings in the brief I'm Getting Alone pretty much give the sample game away, I think. Nice to hear the sounds, but I'm not too optimistic that we're hearing a real machine.

2016's Three Sacred Hymns is a very different beast, being more ambient than anything; is this how the band used to sound? Three lengthy tracks, all very similar: drone-rock, I suppose. Drifting samplotron strings on Two. Patterns of Light carries on the good work, operating in a similar vein to Tecuciztecatl. I'm desperately trying to remember who the opening title track reminds me of... Got it! Heart. No, really. In a good way, mind. Other standout tracks include Thanks A Million, Energy Acceleration, the almost Motörhead-esque Black Wings and eight-minute closer Silver Arc Curving In The Magnetic Field, all drifting strings and ethereal voices. Samplotron on several tracks, utilising strings, flutes and choirs, although it's sometimes hard to tell whether we're hearing Mellotron samples or generic ones. I can't attest to the quality of His Name is Alive's earlier work, but these two albums are both more than worthy of your attention, putting a new slant onto a retro style. Two more Mellotron-crediting albums: 2014's Dark Reflections (also available with some versions of Tecuciztecatl) and 2017's Black Wings, a collection of demos and alternate takes. However, my new 'don't go overboard for samples' policy means that I probably shan't bother to track them down.

Hiss Tracts  (Québec)

Shortwave Nights  (2014,  44.34)  **½

Hiss Tracts are the duo of David Bryant (Godspeed You! Black Emperor) and Kevin Doria, whose first album under this name (they've previously worked together as Growing) pretty much does what it says on the tin: droning post-rock that sounds like an interrupted shortwave transmission, or a malfunctioning industrial plant. I'll be searingly honest and say that I really don't understand where they're coming from, although the instrumental, rhythm-free end result seems to have its own internal logic. Mellotron? Bryant's credited, but the distorted, cut-up choirs on closer Beijing-Bullhorn/Dopplered Light... are not only clearly sampled, but presumably aren't even meant to be taken for the Real Thing. Perhaps Mellotron samples have, by now, become so ingrained in many musicians' thinking as merely another sound source that they'll cheerfully credit 'Mellotron' when it's quite clearly nothing of the sort, without even any attempt to actually deceive? 'Mellotron' simply means 'Mellotron sounds'. Oh, brave new world.

Hitchcock's Regret  (Australia)

Her Life in Reverse  (2003,  45.44)  ***

Hitchcock's Regret are an Aussie indie/psych/powerpop outfit, not entirely dissimilar to The Church (a member of whom played on their next album), whose second release, 2003's Her Life in Reverse, actually improves as it progresses after a slightly ropey start, shifting between the '60s-ish All That I Think About, the dynamic, riffy Tripping On A Wire (best track?), the acoustic In The Summer and the countryish Milkwood Moon, amongst other musical diversions.

Paul Grant is credited with 'Mellotron', although producer Michael Carpenter's sleevenotes explicitly refer to 'Mellotron sounds', not to mention Sampletank. Anyway, Grants plays flutes on opener How I Wish You Were Her, choirs on Alfred's Delight Etc. and what might be MkII flute phrases on the brief, untitled 'joke' track at the end of the record, while Carpenter adds vibes and background strings to She's All That I Think About (spot the Beach Boys-esque a capella intro). Overall, then, a pretty decent effort, if possibly not individual enough to really cut it on the world stage, although that never stopped a host of other moderately successful acts, did it? One for Church fans, then. There's more Mellotron credited on their follow-up, 2005's Endless Intermission, but after this, it has to be suspect. More news when I get to hear a copy.

Kelly Hogan  (US)

I Like to Keep Myself in Pain  (2012,  44.34)  **½

Kelly Hogan's been around since the '80s, involved in numerous projects, musical and otherwise, not least singing B/Vs for Neko Case. I Like to Keep Myself in Pain veers between mainstream country and a bluesier feel, gaining points for her darker material, then losing them for going all Nashville on us. Scott Ligon's 'Mellotron' flute notes on Sleeper Awake fail to convince, and that's before they drop to a note below the instrument's range.

Will Hoge  (US)

The Wreckage  (2009,  40.12)  ***

Will Hoge went solo in the late '90s, producing at least an album a year since; he employed Dan Baird (ex-Georgia Satellites) early on, which has to be worth something. 2009's The Wreckage is titled in honour of Hoge's survival after an appalling road accident, consisting mainly of a slightly poppy take on Americana (the album, not the accident). He actually opens the album with its most irritating track, Hard To Love, probably because it's also (and uncoincidentally) the most 'commercial', but most of its material is worth hearing, at least within its genre. Jen Gunderman is credited with Mellotron, with a nicely full-on string part on What Could I Do, but its generally anodyne sound, combined with a final note that holds for over twelve seconds, gives the sample game away. So; not bad, not great, one for Americana fans who haven't yet run into Hoge.

Christopher Holland  (UK)

Butterfly Effect  [as Christopher Holland's Cosmic Harmony]  (2004,  22.32)  ***
Everything You Can Imagine is Real  (2007,  39.47)  ***
Corner Green  (2012,  79.51)  ***

Christopher Holland's Memotron in the studio

I'm sticking with my Mellotronic assessment of Christopher 'younger brother of Jules' Holland's 2003 album, Brother Sun Sister Moon, but all I can hear is samples on subsequent releases. 2004's Butterfly Effect EP (credited to Christopher Holland's Cosmic Harmony) is at its best on Whispering Wind's gentle grooves, with samplotron flutes on Butterfly Girl, Falling and Last Little Piece Of My Love, plus strings on Whispering Wind. 2007's Everything You Can Imagine is Real sees him finding an equilibrium between his soul, pop and rock sides, thankfully ramping the funk down in favour of his forté, mid-paced pop/rock. I have no problem with funk, incidentally, only when people do it badly. Best tracks? New Day, the '60s-esque Where Did Love Go? and heartfelt closer Believe, maybe. Samplotron (probably Memotron) flutes and/or strings on most tracks; listen to the flute chord at the end of Rhythm Of Life and the pitchbent strings at the end of the bluesy He's Got You.

2012's Corner Green would be a sensible length if you removed the raft of demos stuck on the end, which fail to enhance the album's overall appeal. It's... another Christopher Holland album, basically, probably at its best on the heartfelt Circus Comes To Town. The Mellotron samples here are, surprisingly, less good than before - a different sample set? - with the usual strings and flutes all over the place. Incidentally, the pic to the right (from his Facebook page) proves that Holland records his Memotron, which isn't to say that it's what he's always used, of course.

David Holmes  (UK)

Lets Get Killed  (1997,  59.21)  **½

David Holmes is a Northern Irish (note: not Irish) DJ who moved into making albums in the early '90s, around the same time as his contemporaries on the mainland. His style incorporates found sound, programming and film soundtracks, making for an eclectic mix that may appeal to those with an electronica bent. Lets Get Killed (sic) was his second album, which shifts from the faux-'60s-via-'90s My Mate Paul (apparently a hit), through pseudo-lounge and the James Bond theme to the near-prog of Don't Die Just Yet, all intercut with New York street sounds and dialogue. With no credited Mellotron, it's no great surprise to realise that the 'Tron choirs on Don't Die Just Yet are sampled, and not very well at that (maybe that's the point?). Overall, then, one for people who like to go to middling trendy clubs, or did in the late '90s, when I believe there was a brief lounge revival, for no obviously good reason. Good at what it does, but if you don't like what it does, that's of little use.

Holtz  (US)

Leaving New York  (2007,  44.39)  ***

Andrew Holtz' Leaving New York sits at the cheesier end of powerpop, thrilling one minute (opener Fall In Love With Me, the title track, Emily) and infuriating the next (Grace, Picasso, closer What If I'm Right), his vocal lines sometimes just the wrong side of 'aiming for popular TV show incidental music'. Ron Haney's Mellotron credit nearly had me fooled, but the strings on Picasso and What If I'm Right and flutes on I'd Give Anything don't quite have that authenticity about them.

Holy Ghost!  (US)

Holy Ghost!  (2011,  49.16)  *½
Dynamics  (2013,  49.45)  ***

Holy Ghost! are the New York-based duo of Alex Frankel and Nicholas Millhiser, whose eponymous 2011 debut consists of a most irritating form of electropop, almost guaranteed to infuriate anyone outside their target audience. Is there a least bad track? Possibly Static On The Wire, if only for its Clavinet work, but that's a pretty thin excuse for listenability in my book. No, this is crap. Alex Aldi is credited with various analogue keyboards (including the aforementioned Clav), but I'd love to know where the supposed Mellotron is hiding out. Is it sampled? Is it here at all? Fucked if I know, but I can only advise you to head in the opposite direction to Holy Ghost! as quickly as possible.

Well, what a difference a couple of years can make! Dynamics is a huge step up, sitting firmly in the 'neo-synthpop' category, heavily influenced by the first wave (if you ignore Kraftwerk) of synth-driven pop. Best tracks? Opener Okay, Dance A Little Closer's disco moves and Bridge And Tunnel, maybe. Are those analogue synths real? If not, they're doing a decent job of faking it, although God alone knows what Millhiser thinks a Mellotron is, as there's nothing here that even sounds like one.

Honeyheads  (Germany)

Trivia About  (2011,  41.23)  **

You'd never know Honeyheads were German, going by Trivia About. It's an English-language faux-'60s pop album, fatally combining the style with current indie tropes, featuring one of the worst male vocalists I've had the displeasure to hear in quite some time. Friedrich Paravicini's credited Mellotron strings on Goodwill St. are, unsurprisingly, not, although I see no mention of the samplotron flutes on Coimbra Skyline and choirs on Out Of Marseille.

HoneyHoney  (US)

3  (2015,  46.55)  **½

HoneyHoney are generally described as 'Americana'; going by 2015's 3, that's a fair description, although there seems to be a streak of indie-ness running through the album, in a not-especially-welcome kind of way. Better tracks include Bad People and You And I, but there are many other acts doing this stuff with rather more authenticity. Chief musician Benjamin Jaffe is credited with Mellotron on every track, but going by the vibes (?) on Big Man and the flutes on Whatchya Gonna Do Now, there's no way it's real. Other audible use includes the rather wispy strings on Numb It, You And I, Father's Daughter and Marry Rich, although what sounds may've been used on the rest of the album can only be guessed at.

Patterson Hood  (US)

Heat Lightning Rumbles in the Distance  (2012,  44.43)  ***

Heat Lightning Rumbles in the Distance is a decent Americana album, nothing startling, but solid, highlights including the honky-tonk of Better Off Without, Depression Era and closer Fifteen Days (Leaving Time Again). Jay Gonzalez' Mellotron string samples on Fifteen Days are good, but they're still samples.

Hope of the States  (UK)

Left  (2006,  51.53)  *½

Hope of the States (from an obscure 1930s American paper on mental health) were a south coast-based post-rock/pop band who released two albums in the mid-'00s, 2004's The Lost Riots and Left, two years later. Frankly, this stuff is bloody awful; an over-emoting radio-friendly version of 'crescendo rock' - guess what combining two rubbish styles makes? The horrible American-accented vocals don't help, either; you're from Chichester, guys... Guitarist Anthony Theaker and vocalist Samuel J. Herlihy both doubled on keys, including alleged Mellotron, although I'll be stunned to discover that the choirs on Sing It Out, the flutes on closer The Church Choir or the generic (or real) strings on several tracks had anything to do with Mellotrons; this barely makes it into 'samples'... Anyway, the band split in 2006, so at least we're not going to be assaulted with any more of this stuff. The only reason it gets as 'high' a star rating as it does is that it didn't actually make me feel violent.

Horrors  (UK)

Skying  (2011,  53.57)  **½

The Horrors' third album, 2011's Skying, falls between several indie-related stools, notably goth and shoegaze, with two tracks, Moving Further Away and closer Oceans Burning both heading for long-form post-rock territory. Ten tracks in over fifty minutes, however, brings up the thorny 'track length' issue: yup, several efforts here definitely exceed their optimum length, although I appreciate why the two previously-named tracks are as long as they are. Either keys man Tom Furse or bassist Rhys Webb (let's face it, it doesn't matter all that much) adds fairly obvious samplotron strings to opener Changing The Rain, although any other vaguely Mellotronic sounds almost certainly aren't. Well, I've heard worse current indie-ish stuff, but that isn't really much of a recommendation, is it?

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Hotel Alexis  (US)

The Shining Example is Lying on the Floor  (2004,  39.07)  ***
Goliath, I'm on Your Side  (2004,  64.35)  ***

The Hotel Alexis is essentially a one-man band comprising Sidney Alexis a.k.a. Sidney Lindner. His debut, 2004's The Shining Example is Lying on the Floor, could well be described as 'dusty'; its contents largely drumless, mournful vignettes overlaid by Alexis/Lindner's fragile tenor. Sometimes this kind of stuff works amazingly well; I'm not sure that this is one of those times, but maybe the album requires more detailed listening than I really have time to give it. Rumoured Mellotron, with two interweaving flute parts throughout The Season For Working that just don't sound 'real' enough, to my ears, so samples it is unless proven otherwise. Three years on and the less murky Goliath, I'm on Your Side expands Alexis/Lindner's sonic palette with full-on Americana (The Devil Knows My Handle), drone rock (the enormously lengthy Hummingbird/Indian Dog) and vibraphone-driven ambient (Oh, The Loneliness), although the bulk of the album sounds like a better-produced version of his debut. After an entirely 'Tron(sample)-free 62 minutes, two minutes from the end of closer Our Good Captain those flutes appear again, still sounding a little bit too good to be true.

James House  (US)

Broken Glass Twisted Steel  (2014,  38.40)  ***

Although James House was born in 1955, releasing his first (albeit rock) album in 1983, 2014's Broken Glass Twisted Steel is only his fifth solo release. Howcum? It seems that he struggled to break into the country mainstream in the '90s as an artist, taking more of a backroom role, writing hits for other people. As no more than a distant spectator of the genre, I'm bemused as to why he hasn't been more successful; the songs here are as good as anything I've heard on the country scene and better than many, highlights including upbeat opener Train Wreck, the beautiful Ain't That Lonely Yet (more folk than country), A Broken Wing and closer Before I Run Out Of Time. House is credited with Mellotron, but I'd love to know where. Something in the background on Before I Run Out Of Time? Not a Mellotron Album, then, but a fine country release, largely schmaltz-free.

House of Heroes  (US)

Cold Hard Want  (2012,  47.01)  **½

Cold Hard Want is an album pulling in two separate directions, one passably good, one not. Alt.rock can be good, as on Remember The Empire or Touch This Light, or bad as in We Were Giants or Angels Of Night. A game of two halves, Brian. Although producer Paul Moak has some presence on this site, I'm afraid that none of the Mellotronalike here actually sounds, y'know, real.

Penelope Houston  (US)

On Market Street  (2012,  50.36)  ***½

On Market Street is an above-average Amercana/singer-songwriter album, highlights including breezy opener All The Way, You Reel Me In, the title track and Dead Girl, mostly as much for the lyrics as the music. Jeffrey Wood's 'Mellotron' cellos, flutes and strings on the title track are good samples, but samples nonetheless.

Huecco  (Spain)

Dame Vida  (2011,  49.14)  ***

Iván Sevillano "Huecco" Pérez found fame with Spanish act Sugarless, going solo in the mid-2000s. Dame Vida is his third release, a kind of energetic Latin/alt.rock crossover, typified by material such as Solo Un Pokito and Krasivuye Glazha. However, Thom Russo's supposed Mellotron lacks that ring of authenticity to my ears.

Hughes Turner Project  (UK/US)

Hughes Turner Project  (2002,  61.16)  ***
Hughes Turner Project 2  (2003,  62.34)  ***

Another of Glenn Hughes' current projects, alongside his solo career, is his duo with ex-Rainbow (and, shockingly, Deep Purple) vocalist Joe Lynn Turner. Now, excuse me for seeming a bit dim, but why would a vocalist of the calibre of Hughes wish to duet with a singer who almost defines wishy-washy AOR vocals (or would if Steve Perry didn't exist)? Turner ruined Rainbow (OK, it was Blackmore's fault), then had a good stab at doing the same to Purple (OK, that was Blackmore, too). Were he a lesser singer himself, I'd accuse Hughes of using Turner to look good in comparison, but since he isn't... Who knows? Maybe he thinks he can sing. OK, he can, but not with any great power and I don't think he's made a single good album in his entire career.

Hughes Turner Project could be described as 'classy hard rock', or even (wince) 'melodic rock' (sorry), although it's better than the run-of-the-mill AOR slop that usually bears that title. Saying that, it 'features' several fairly dippy numbers (mostly sung by Turner) alongside the rockier efforts (not sung by Turner). 'Jolene' is actually at his best on the album singing harmonies with Hughes, when the true wussiness of his voice is less apparent; his leads remind me why I disliked him so much in Rainbow. Anyway, keys man Vince di Cola sticks largely to (very well-played) Hammond, but sticks some obvious samplotron on a couple of tracks, with occasional flute interjections on gloopy ballad Heaven's Missing An Angel and a string part on the noticeably better On The Ledge.

In an exceedingly keen manner, the pair released their wittily-titled follow-up, Hughes Turner Project 2 a mere year later. While similar to its predecessor, the album seems to have more energy; there are certainly fewer of those awful ballads, although most of the material remains relentlessly average. Ed Roth on keys this time round, with four samplotron tracks, all strings: Losing My Head, Lost Dreams, Burning The Sky and Let's Talk About It Later. Losing My Head is the only one to do anything interesting, to be honest, with some nice pitchbends and a Kashmirish feel.

Human Abstract  (US)

Midheaven  (2008,  43.45)  **½

The Human Abstract are an L.A.-based power metal band with nu-metal aspects (largely in the mostly non-sung vocals), with all the silliness and unoriginality that entails. Saying that, I've heard far worse albums than their second, 2008's Midheaven, but it's all just so... uninspiring. High-speed twin guitar leads? Check. Mucho sweep-picking? Check. Overblown lyrical concept? Check. Originality is, sadly, at a premium. At least it's a sensible length. Credited 'Mellotron' from Sean Leonard, although it all sounds muffled and sampley, so I think it's safe to assume it's fake. Anyway, strings on several tracks, including Metanoia, The Path and A Dead World At Sunrise and choirs on Calm In The Chaos, which, along with the (fake?) Hammond, help to make the album more palatable, but this isn't exactly a classic of the genre, I'm afraid.

Romain Humeau  (France)

L'Éternité de l'Instant  (2005,  57.08)  **½

2005's L'Éternité de l'Instant is French singer-songwriter Romain Humeau's fifth studio album, slotting fairly neatly into a passable pop/rock groove, although by 'passable', what I actually mean is 'not actively offensive'. This really isn't a very exciting album at all, despite its uptempo numbers, surprising eight-minute intense closer La Mort Sifflera Trois Fois being about the best thing here. Pity Humeau has to start intoning (rather than singing) at all, really. Humeau is credited with Mellotron, but I have serious doubts as to how genuine it might be, the handful of possible parts all sounding like, well, something else, really. We'll call it 'samples', but it could be almost anything.

Ian Hunter  (UK)

When I'm President  (2012,  46.07)  ***½

'Unter's When I'm President is the usual mix of rock'n'roll, country-rock ballads and singer-songwriter material in a rock setting, highlights including Fatally Flawed, the title track, Black Tears (very Mott) and Just The Way You Look Tonight, which, between them, cover all the above bases. This man is incapable of making a bad album, it seems. Andy York (credited with Chamberlin on two releases from the 2000s) supposedly plays Mellotron on Saint. Er... That crummy little synth sound that might be the credited Farfisa? Obviously not the credited flute, which leaves... nothing.

Hushdrops  (US)

Volume One  (2003,  43.00)  **½

Hushdrops had links with Veruca Salt and Liam Hayes/Plush, amongst others, so it's no great surprise that their debut has that 'US indie' sound down pat, for better or worse. Zack Schneider's Mellotron? Don't think so.

Christian Lee Hutson  (US)

Yeah Okay, I Know  (2014,  46.56)  ***

2014's Yeah Okay, I Know is newcomer Christian Lee Hutson's second album, a solid Americana effort, laced with a dry, dusty authenticity that comes without a price tag. Top tracks? Playing Dead, the electronica-infused Ghost To Coast and ultra-mournful closer Monster, although most of the album should keep genre fans happy. A quick quote from an online interview: "A lot of the really beautiful fullness you hear is just sitting with like 12 different mellotron samples trying to figure out what they all wanna say." Oh, what a giveaway. Hutson's credited on three tracks, but I presume the quote means that the cellos on opener One, Two, Three, the kind-of church organ on Dirty Little Cheat and choirs on Monster are all fake, as it's difficult to tell. A decent album, then, if not one to put Hutson into the 'outstanding' bracket.

Jenny Hval  (Norway)

Apocalypse, Girl  (2015,  38.51)  **½

Experimental musician Jenny Hval's fifth album, 2015's Apocalypse, Girl, sees her using members of Swans and Jaga Jazzist, amongst others, conjuring up a stew of (extremely) vaguely post-rockish drones such as White Underground or ten-minute closer Holy Land. Better tracks? I'm afraid I find myself completely unable to say. I refuse to pretend to understand this; I really have no idea where Hval's coming from or what she's trying to achieve. Jaga Jazzist's Øystein Moen is credited with Mellotron, but... guess what? The cellos on Heaven and a melody line played on the standard 8-choir on Why This? really give the sample game away. I can neither recommend this or condemn it; I simply don't understand it. One for the experimentalists amongst you.

Hypnos 69  (Belgium)

The Eclectic Measure  (2006,  48.21)  ***½
Legacy  (2010,  72.33)  ***

Hypnos 69 are a Belgian psych/prog outfit who used (apparently real) Mellotron on their third album, 2004's The Intrigue of Perception. Two years on, the fittingly-titled The Eclectic Measure appeared, sounding nearly as, er, eclectic as its predecessor, highlights including the trippy title track, the gentle My Ambiguity Of Reality, Halfway To The Stars and closer Deus Ex Machina, although there's nothing here that disappoints. Tellingly, although there's a 'Mellotron' credit on The Intrigue of Perception, there's no such thing here and the sample use is given away almost immediately with the 'infinite sustain' 'Tron strings on the title track. Strings and/or flutes on most other tracks, top marks going to the full-on strings on Halfway To The Stars; this would probably have been a TTTT had it been real.

They followed up, slightly belatedly, with 2010's Legacy, an album that veers between moments of brilliance (the first two minutes of 'side-long' opener Requiem (For A Dying Creed)) to long minutes of jammed-out semi-tedium (notably the sax solo in Jerusalem). This is yet another case of 'could've done with an editor': over seventy minutes is a lot of music, even when an artist hasn't released an album for some time and Hypnos 69 don't quite have the chops to sustain interest for that long. Reasonable levels of fakeotron strings and choir, although I'm not sure if you'd notice were they not there.